February 2012
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dopehero replied to your post: i swear to god if i have to live in a room with my…
aw
he goes to bed early
only when i’m doing something
so i have to stop
bastard
i swear to god if i have to live in a room with my brother any longer i am gonna slay the fucker
massive creative block
gimme some inspiring music gogogo
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christyjust replied to your post: imagine yeah me rolling up to a gig in a TANK …
You don’t half like tanks
tanks are fucking badass that’s why
trick to getting out of the friend zone is to ignore her for a few years and grow some balls
everyone who uploads a picture on facebook
i’m just gonna be like
10/10. would bang
imagine yeah
me
rolling up to a gig
in a TANK
and on the barrel of the turret
there’s just a monkey sitting there
smoking a cigar
i will own a tank
and i will fuck shit
major boobage
i spent soooo much time in harrow yesterday
jumping in and out of pubs
sober
fuck doing that again
it looks like i’m not getting kicked out before i get my student money
wahey £2000
wait
how long ago was november
don’t turn up to uni for 3 months
one email about my attendance
one
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gonna watch captain america
YO
going out now safe
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Ed i’m coming round your house
thing is if i was rich i would probably wouldn’t move away
i’d just buy a better house
the only reason i’m not a crazy eccentric is because i’m too poor
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Jack brown, working in a pub near you,
Done handing out cvs
I’m bare tired yo
In year 9 I had a maths teacher who called me jack attack, out of the 3 jacks in my class, it was me
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gonna go get myself another part time job
one time a guy tried to piss on me
I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH
THE SLAUGHTERER OF FIRST BORNS
me and ivaylo are bopping around harrow throwing our CVs at every pub and shop from the BP garage to rayners lane
is 70 copies enough?
tanks and fish that climb trees
goodnight
handing out my CV to every pub/shop in a 3 mile radius
printing that shit out now innit
gonna be rich
i’m serious about the tank
i will buy one
and
blow up your shit
i originally just wanted to hold up traffic with it
but now i’m gonna ruin a good few lives
YOU’RE ALL DUMB
CAPS LOCK IN THIS BITCH
WHY
WHY
WHY DO YOU CALL MODELS UGLY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
FUCK YOUR SHIT I’M GONNA GET A TANK AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE UP
WHO IS GHOSTNOTING
iF YOU LIKED THE POST ABOUT HAVING A CLEAN HOUSE
YOU’RE GHOSTNOTING
…16 hours and 40 binbags later
my house is clean again